It's a bloody miracle.
It's in the form of fanfic, but WHO CARES?

( Your hearing's going. If it was antigravity, it'd fall off the ground. )

Because it appears to have deserted me quite catastrophically. Frankly? Blah.

( Oh, look at what the cat dragged in, the oncoming storm... )

"Okay, you get some sleep. Stay happy, darling."

( Inane, vaguely interesting rambles. Including, 'Sweeeeeet' )